I ate at a "All you can eat" Buffet plac

[raiderURInation]

Sign near the 100 foot trough reads, "Take all you want, Eat all you take". The less than friendly sign in smaller print underneath that one read, "Buffet customers may not take any food home (no doggybags)"

As I type this, I'm scarfing down a pork chop that I snaked out of that joint...and there's nothing you or that buffet owner can do about it.

MUAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[raiderURInation]

How'd you pull off that heist, you ask??

Well, I'll tell you exactly how, Norman.

I asked the nice waitress to bring me some paper napkins, then I non-verbally gestured for her to lean down so I could talk in private with
her, then I looked around the joint, scoping it for the owner, and then told her of my plot to take the chop home with me.

She recommended tin foil, and promptly brought a piece to me. At that point, I wrapped said pork chop in foil, and slowly walked past the owner as
co-worker paid for the meal.

r.U.n. 1
Buffet Owner 0

Scoreboard Me!!!

[Holly Golightly]

I sac-drag pork chop each night. Also, me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee-pee in your Coke.

Sincerely,

Buffet Owner

[REBDOG]

Well,well...one of my favorite moves..
pinching off rip off buffets with their disclaimers!!! bwahahahahahahaha.
Try a small plastic beer purse..you know...they hold about a six pack....get plate after plate of the most expensive crab legs, quail steak ribs pork chops.....all you can eat.....and carry , you chincey mofo's!!! hahahahahahahahahaha
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[tomasmk2]

Way to get over on "The Man" brother!

[yt1300inHtown]

Did you get an extra cause I am kinda hungry right now.

[tomasmk2]

^^^^^^
not much, just bumping around, spurs fever is sweeping through town today, tonights game should be good, spurs vs mavs.

[Patty In Modesto]

The sign said "All you can eat", it didn't say "All you can eat right now"

War Homer Simpson!

[raiderURInation]

Reb, verrrrrry nice suggestion. Although, I'll take it one step further. Do you think they'll notice me lugging in one of those deep sea fishing yacht-sized igloo's??

Tomas, what's up brah?!